I've no idea what's going on here

My broadband connection is playing-up like Hell this evening, so just time for a random fistful. Starting with this lovely chap:


There's a modest winkie theme going on here. Which shouldn't come as any great surprise, I guess.


That whole cock out/baseball bat thing is a bit obvious for my tastes, but this next fella is kind of wonderful:


I suppose there's also an unshaved pubiary theme going on in this selection, too.


Who am I kidding? It's the same old crap every time you come here. But at least we all know what we like, eh?


Speaking personally, I have a bit of a tropism for men on red sofas.


But let's end on a traditional swimming pool note:


I think that's been a triumphant selection, even if I say so myself.

Yep, you really couldn't ask for more.

Let's hope the broadband's working properly by tomorrow night...