Thursday, 5 August 2010

Naturally

My favourite pornographer has been at it again, this time giving us "Namdev".


"Namdev" has appallingly dirty feet, apparently as a result of refusing to wear anything on his feet other than flip-flops.


I can't tell you how much it pisses me off to be caught behind someone wearing flip-slops while trying to use the escalators on the Underground. This is not a beach -- and if you wear stupid footwear in big cities then at least have the decency to get out of my fucking way (this applies to women -- and indeed trannies -- tottering about on stupid stiletto heels, too).

Er... think calm thoughts.


As I was saying, Namdev is glorious.


And, a man after my own heart, he refuses to shave, trim or tweak his pubiary, on the grounds that that would be unnatural.


Although, in fairness, if you're as well put together as Namdev there isn't much you could do to improve.


I'm liking Namdev a lot.

Even if he does insist on flip-flops.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Humans are designed by evolution to not wear shoes, just sayin'. I live here in San Francisco, California in the infamously lame USA and all I wear is flip flop, provided its not raining. Its a glorious thing to have dirty feet, feels like you are closer with Earth

LeDuc said...

You are, of course, absolutely correct.

But I would counter that humans are not designed by evolution (or, rather, humans have not evolved) to travel by the escalator at peak times on the Underground.

Therefore they have to develop cultural adaptations -- such as rules we all agree to follow and, er, appropriate footwear -- to ensure that we can use them.

Perfectly content for people to do what they want provided, of course, they don't fuck up everyone else. And some dozy bint (that's a non-gender specific term) fannying (ditto) around in flip-flops holding everyone else up is not exercising a lifestyle choice, they're being a selfish pain in the arse.

And if you're not careful I'm going to get started on pedestrian rage against those dumb-arse people who just stand in the middle of a busy pavement and gawp. What is up with that? Are they utterly oblivious to everyone else around them? Or are they so Narcissistic that they don't care??

Niall said...

Do you think his foreskin is naturally that short of has he been partially cut for some unfathomable reason?

LeDuc said...

His obsession with "naturelness" would lead me to suspect that he has not been interfered with in any way. Some men just have short foreskins. I believe.

Anonymous said...

Sweet fancy Moses! I am in love! Where can I see more of this gorgeous boy?