Sunday 13 December 2009

Emile's winkie

Emile Hirsch is one of those Hollywood boy-men stars who, at first glance, seem interchangable.


He first appeared on my radar in teen crud comedy The Girl Next Door, one of the new generation of sexier teen crudders in which Emile, unusually, appeared topless whilst sporting a light dusting of chest hair.


He was clearly part of a new wave, and he proceeded to do his duty -- appearing in a rash of teen mags for photoshoots -- but with a decidedly quirky take on his poses:


And then he starred in Sean Penn's directorial debut, Into The Wild, a film which I found to be of sublime beauty and great humanity:


...in fact, even without our first ever glimpse of Emile's todger, I would have rated it Top Notch. But given that it did, indeed, deliver the goods, well...


And now Emile is At It Again, in Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock. Only the briefest of glimpses in a "blink-and-you'll-miss-it", er, flash...


But that's what the pause button is for:


And here's another quick flash:


If anything were to persuade me of the merits of investing in higher-definition Blu-ray technology, it might well be Emile Hirsch's penis. There, I've said it.

3 comments:

jsstrand said...

Great to get a glimpse of the goods plus it looks like he's uncut - you might try an early flick that I first saw him in called "the Mudge Boy" - quite an offbeat little movie - thanks for the pics - I think its always fun to see a famous package unwrapped -
Jon

Anonymous said...

I love the scene in "The Mudge Boy" when Emile is sucking Thomas Guiry's dick and he says,"It tastes like pee".

Don

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