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This chap is rather cheery:


He is by no means the most conventionally beautiful man in the world but, on the other hand, he does have a nice pair of very dangly bollocks:


In fact, the whole package is rather jolly:


Even here, a photo that would normally be a tad undignified, he keeps smiling through it:


But that's because he knows he's got something verrry special to show us.

Here we go:


And, for the finale, giving the full effect -- dah-daa!!!


See -- you just have to make the best use of the gifts you've got, not spend your time worrying about having something else.