Guess the weight

While idly browsing through the public profiles on gaydar I sometimes play a game with myself. No, not that sort of game -- by looking at the photos, I try to guess the size of the man's penis.

1:

Take that fine chap: hairy and jolly, a bit intense-looking. Any ideas? No? The answers are set out at the bottom of this post.

2:

This chap with the cheeky grin gets two photos, to help you more:


Very cute grin, but can you guess?

3:

His skin looks so soft. Lovely...

4:

This remarkable-looking chap claims to be just 19, although he clearly enjoys himself. And he was kind enough to let us judge for ourselves (at the bottom of the post).

5:

I am in love with that chap's eyes.

6:

He has that whole jock freshness thing going on.

7:

As does he.

8:

He looks very lovely (and again he was kind enough to give us some photographic evidence, reproduced at the bottom of the page).

9:

I love that louche, hairy look.

10:

A pair of the same, good-looking chap, just because he looks so adorable.



11:

Ok, how did you get on?

First of all, let's check out the two guys who were kind enough to give us photographic evidence.

Here's lovely number 4 again:


He described himself as "small", and here's his self-portrait:


I think that's entirely fair. Lovely, too. Although not too sure about the dressing up in lady-clothes, thing.

Remember number 8?


He described himself as "Extra Large". And here's his photo...


I think he needs a sharp talking-to.

Ok, here are the results -- remember, these are men describing themselves so you should probably move each of them down to the category below...

1: Average.
2: Small.
3: Small.
4: Small.
5: Extra large.
6: Average.
7: Average.
8: "Extra large" (but in reality no better than average).
9: Average.
10: Large.
11: Small.

I don't know what it means if you got them all right. Or indeed all wrong. But what fun we've had playing the game.