Saturday 5 December 2009

More Levi Johnston

As part of this blog's commitment to public service, here's the second tranche of Levi Johnston photos from his recent weak-as-piss photoshoot:


Levi is an ordinary kid with a decent body who found himself in the, er, wrong place at the wrong time.


His response, like all good western Capitalists, is to make money from his predicament by selling the only merchantable asset he has (and, to be frank, that doesn't appear to be his brain).


Although perhaps we should not be too hasty in rushing to judgement, because Levi has given us the classic "hint at full frontal nudity to generate hysterical hype, and then only give them a bit of arse" approach.


Don't get me wrong: I think he has a perfectly servicable arse.


It's just that, for putting up with all this hype, I wanted cock, too.


Of course, all of that pales into insignificance if it has, even slightly, reduced the prospects of a President "Hockey Mom" Palin (and in that regard the hockey stick used here is a nice homage).

Go, Levi, go!

1 comment:

jsstrand said...

yes, the term "prick tease" comes to mind - as my grandmother used to say, "Lots of smoke - no fire!" - and you are right - the thought of Palin in any kind of political control sends cold shivers up and down my spine - some of these folks are just plain scary - thanks for proving to me that I didn't need to buy the mag -
Jon