Help needed

I am rubbish. I give you this:


And a very kind reader sends this back to me:


With a bonus face picture, too:


But I am very grateful and now, I hope, so are you!

Actually, let's see if we can repeat that trick with this trio:


It's a blond-themed trio, since you were clearly wondering.


Which finishes with both a cute angle and a tiny todger.


I will retire tonight a happy man.