Wipe down

This rather splendid-looking chap caught my eye...


But I was quickly drawn into what I at first assumed was the seedy world of kitchen porn...


A world where even elementary standards of hygiene seem to have gone, er, down the plughole.


Although, having written that, I remembered that human urine is, in fact, sterile.


So perhaps this fine, upstanding young man is actually trying to clean his kitchen but, having inexplicably found himself completely out of basic cleaning products, he is, in fact, improvising.


And some people say such terrible things about young people today, whereas, as this photosequence proves, if proof be need be, they are, in fact, utterly responsible members of our society.


Let that be an end of the discussion, once and for all.