Little did I know the pleasure that would be given by this mis-shaped Addams family, particularly now Levi, the baby-daddy of Sarah Palin's eldest daughter, has gone so wildly off-track:
Here he is in the opening shots of his latest project, a "tasteful" shoot for Playgirl.
We all know what that means, of course: months of hysterical rumours that we'll be seeing the Johnston Johnson, which will be anti-climactically crushed when the weak-as-piss images are finally damply unveiled to an expectant world.
I'm delighted to be able to tell you that this story is following the stereotype: Levi has given us nothing more than a bit of saucy, damp buttock -- in fact, starting with the best, this is as steamy as things get:
Incidentally, did you notice just how frantically fiercely Levi was clinging on to his genitalia in that shot? It's as if someone has just broken it to him that the main audience for Playgirl is not, in fact, the laydeez but, rather, is the same demographic that finds Reciprocating Motion so tantalising...
From there it's pretty much all downhill, into a black and white world of tasteful, cock-free fash mag styling:
To save you the tiresome hassles of searching elsewhere, I thought I ought to give you a goodly proportion of the final shots -- honestly, it gets no better than this.
I was going to make some laboured analogy between the anti-climactic nature of this photoshoot and the tiresome dead-ended world of Republican politics but, in all honesty, I really can't be bothered.
Which leaves the most tantalising prospect of all -- not the Johnston johnson, but the johnson of Sarah's eldest Good Ole Boy, Trip or Trap or Trag or whatever the Hell he's called, seen here in the bosom of his family's bosoms (they are all awfully well developed for 12 year olds...):
Let's just ponder that fresh and perky visage for a moment, without the distractions of the grinning hate-monger:
Ah... if only you were brave enough to follow in the footsteps of your, er, well, not brother-in-law but, I suppose, baby-daddy-fratboy-in-law, maybe?
6 comments:
As a Cousin from the other side of the pond, all of this is easily explained....Money, Money, Money! Sadly.
Fred
I think it would be hilarious if one of Sarah's kids turns out gay...Then she can get a real taste of life...
Thank you for providing these, so we can see the true horror to which American politics has sunk.
That's never gonna happen. America goes into social meltdown when a woman shows a bit of breast. Just imagine what would happen with a man with political links bearing all!
Would be nice to see though. :-P
"...the main audience for Playgirl is not, in fact, the laydeez but, rather, is the same demographic that finds Reciprocating Motion so tantalising..."
Train enthusiasts and architects? ;-)
Thanks for the views: it has saved a lot of effort wondering what he had/has to offer.
ummmm, thanks for the pics of Levi - I certainly appreciate your effort!!
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