Thursday 19 November 2009

Tie me up

This is intriguing -- a contemporary art exhibit:


I was immediately transported back to my adolescence, where a frequent fantasy was in tying up the most beautiful of my class-mates so I could have them, naked and vulnerable, at my command.


Whereas that was an utterly innocent childish fantasy, this, of course, is grown-up porn:


The schtick goes that the chap being groped is an unhappy straight man, tricked into his present circumstances:


I'm not entirely sure why the perverts should be so keen to grope him -- this chap is not conventionally handsome and, for my tastes, his winkie is just far too big:


But I suppose that is the essence of perversity, that people do things which are inexplicable to the outside observer.


Well, that was fun, wasn't it?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

An interesting art exhibit. Winkie is a little large but the balls hang just right.

Fred

Spikeau said...

I've never been sure about the distinction between art and craft. Because this erm .. exhibit involves something happening, perhaps it's crafty. I know. It's an installation! and not a very pretty one at that. The dick is certainly not of Michelanegelean (Michelangelic?) proprtions.

Niall said...

Who changed his nipple rings for a pair of clothes pegs? Maybe thats why he's grimmacing so much l;ol!?

thisisaname said...

He doesn't seem to be enjoying this. I certainly hope the decision to participate in this exhibit was voluntary and he knew exactly what he was in for.

Anonymous said...

"too large" - no, no, no.

He's just perfect!