Hug a hoody

I don't find the hoody-look very enticing.


In fact, it annoys me. Not because I find them threatening, but because I can't see their faces properly.


And I need to see the head to work out if I'm lusting after them or not.


Doesn't matter what else is on display... it's the face that really makes all the difference.


Which does seem rather puritanical of me, now I think of it.


But I really can't go along with that magnificently sluttish proverb: you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire.