Tuesday 7 September 2010

From Russia with love

I'm not a huge fan of Russian porn.


Not because I dislike the physical characteristics of the models -- far from it. No, it's the hideous interior decor that turns me off.


I'm not averse to a little fantasy spanking scenario, such as this.


And although the "Dad" figure does nothing for me, I also quite like the whole clothed/unclothed pervy thing going on here.


But those Goddamn fabrics, the hideous colours, the clashing...


Can they not see how badly those colours and patterns clash? Does it not turn them off altogether? I can do nothing but admire their stone cold professionalism, even while it does nothing for me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hideous or hilarious? How about the amazing faux-wood moulded furniture and the awful plumbing? Also I'm no fan of photos taken in, or worse still on, the lavatory

Brian said...

I agree completely. I find the interiors tolay distracting....I guess I am just too gay LOL

Ipmilat said...

Yes, I have often remarked on this too. Hideous flock wallpaper, pink floral duvets with candy stripe sheets, many of these photo shoots look as if they were done at my grandma's council house about 1970. Still, even if the boys look rather anorexic, it is preferable to so much US porn where they look like fibre glass dummies.