Those of us who have thought for years that Martin is a cute guy were shocked by the sheer vastness of the meat lurking between his thighs (well, where else would it be?).
He's also appearing in a couple of newly released films, but no word on any more full frontals. Personally I think he should undertake every role whilst at all times naked. I think he owes it to his adoring (and possibly salivating) fans.
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Good grief. I wonder what he could be looking at. What caused the tumescence, that is.
I don't think there is any tumescence -- I think it has shrivelled back to its most restricted size which, in some chaps, is accompanied by a slight rise as everything contracts.
Not that I've made a study of it, or anything...
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