Named and celebrated

A keen-eyed reader spotted someone in my last random assortment who, they said, was a sleb model called "Simon Dexter":


A few moments googling turned up a range of jolly images of our man, mainly doing manly things in the surf:


And even a cover shot where he "modelled" swimwear:


But, I think we can all agree, it's the surf stuff that does it:


He has a much bigger winkie than I would normally feature here -- there are enough outlets for mutant cock on the web, without me joining in too enthusiastically:


But he also has a smattering of chest hair which, in gay porno world, is as rare as something that's really rare:


And yes, I am aware you can't actually see his chest in that shot but, frankly, what with all the oiling going on here, you can't make out much from the front, either:


But occasionally an image will squeak past the depilation fascists, and there it is, not obvious, but enough for those of us who are looking to find it:


Try not to be distracted too much by his giant mutant winkie.

Ok, let's end with this one:



In fact, that might or might not be him. Gorgeous models all look the same, don't they?